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Post by darkewolfie on Jun 11, 2010 10:51:22 GMT -5
Ok, so in this game you write a stupid note. Make it as stupid as possible. I'll start.
Dear Chuck Norris- I am sorry, but I want to say I stole your ketchup. I don't know how to say this, but you suck at sneaking, and I have a boyfriend. I am sorry, Mcjagger has hairier legs, but you have large eyes. Now, go and poop the last of your existance through your brains.
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wispy (Rin)
Canine Warrior
We will now lay waste to the surface dwellers![Mo0:11]
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Post by wispy (Rin) on Jun 16, 2010 22:05:58 GMT -5
lol XD I wanna try!
Dear Chuck Norris- remember that you are welcome to stay in the chicken coop at any time you wish, but the dog house is off limits. My kitty doesn't like you so you'll have to drink out of the septic tank tonight. Jackie Chan called and wanted to tell you that the ghost of Bruce Lee is searching for you so he can challenge you to a nun-chuck battle. So you better bring your least favorite coat to your sensitivity training next week
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Post by darkewolfie on Jul 27, 2010 5:18:07 GMT -5
(LOL)
Dear Chuck Norris,
I like you pants, so geeky. I want to call my pet snake Nuck Chorris, and I like throwing pizzas at hobos. I hope we can become great enemies, and when I do, I will beat you like old friends. I think tramps are overrated, and you should join the Great Ninja Hobo convention. Goodbye.
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Bluewolf
Canine Warrior
[Mo0:0]
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Post by Bluewolf on Jan 11, 2011 0:59:16 GMT -5
Dear Chuck Norris,
i think you still have my socks, i know i said you could borrow them but it has been 3 years i think they might be to small for me now so give them to the poor man that lives out side the dump, he eats old socks and he always askes me for some so tell him they are from me but don't hug him i know how you are.
i don't really need my socks because i think they were pink so don't send them to me, i will change my address because i know you will come find me, so don't even try.
and i will not tell you my new name.
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Post by icedragon on Jan 14, 2011 19:38:05 GMT -5
Dear Chuck Norris,
i forgot to tell u that a kid hurled in your lunch sooo that wasn't a tuna sandwich.Also u probably are a new bee so u are about to get plumbed by dodge balls so i hope u die well. Plus your clothes are soooooo dorky. i am bringing my rottweiler to school to kill u so burn this note. from a girl at school PS u wont survive.
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Post by moonfeather on Apr 6, 2012 23:11:08 GMT -5
Dear Chuck Norris-u ate all the food in the world and exploded so dino doctors tried to save u but put one of ur legs on ur head and then from the lack of food ppl ate themselves( i dont mean canniblism i mean something like u eating ur own foot)also the dino doctors went rabid and grew as big as planets and ate pluto(no offence pluto)but they didnt lke it so they spat it out and made a couch out of it and then they looked into the sun melting their eyes
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cloudandis
Puppy
"Don't you love the silence?"[Mo0:0]
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Post by cloudandis on Oct 10, 2012 1:23:32 GMT -5
Dear Chuck Norris: I'm sorry to inform you that we had to tow away your donkey, due to the fact that your donkey was parked in the horse parking lot. I am also displeased to inform you that your shirt has been eaten by my pet camel, who is assuming he can live with you next weekend and take your other shirts. And he was eating your phone yesterday. bye  |
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Post by icedragon on Nov 13, 2012 18:38:41 GMT -5
Dear Chuck Norris:
We regret to inform you that your last Delta Force movie was dubbed in Spanish and did horribly in the markets. Also your solid gold house with your solid gold limo got sold on auction and you are now homeless. We also sold all of your trophies and clothes.
From your marketing department
PS: There is a good homeless shelter due 300 miles west.
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