120 Warriors Spoofs! Can we make it?

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I'll start
1. Cloudpaw: thank you fireheart you are here to save me from those horrible twolegs
Fireheart: noooo i'm not!
Cloudpaw: Then what are you doing here?
Fireheart: I'm the new delivery boy for dominos! I'm here to delivery your twolegs their pizza!
Cloudpaw: Hey can I have some pizza?

[Jazz (Skat)]

that's awesome, Nat. Great idea.
Lemmie try... (isn't very good)
2. Spottedleaf: Bluestar, I got a message from StarClan. Fire alone will save our Clan.
Bluestar: Fire, eh?
Spottedleaf: ... yes. I always saw fire as a destructive thing, not a savior. Maybe it'll all become clear when... err...Bluestar... What are you doing?
Bluestar: Well. If fire's going to save us, we might as well start one. *get's out matches*
Spottedleaf: Bluestar what can you set alight?
Bluestar: Don't you mean WHO can I set alight?
Spottedleaf: B-Bluestar... w-w-hat are you...

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OMG LOLZ JAZZ! Yellowfangs Phrophecy:
2. Yellowfang: Before there is peace, blood will spill blood and the lake will run red-
Leafpool: ok *digs*
Yellowfang: what are u doing
Leafpool: u said the lake will run red *brings up toxic red paint* see?
Yellowfang: DON'T!!!
Leafpool: eh? i can't hear u over the bubbling *pouring paint in the lake*
Yellowfang: *slaps face* oh ****
In RiverClan territory...
Lepordstar: i think i'll go swiming....*goes into water* WHAT THE ****** IS THIS??!! *holds up red water* oooooh maybe corpsy drowned...oh well *starts drinking*
A day later at the gathering.......
Firestar: where's lepordstar?
Blackstar: i hope she comes or else i'll move the border again
Onestar: like, whatever
Lepordstar: *flies into tree* im here
Everyone: 0_o

[Jazz (Skat)]

hahahaha. Poor leopardstar.
4. Tawnypelt: What... where am I? -sees Hawkfrost, Brambleclaw and Tigerstar in the Dark Forest dreamworld-
Tigerstar: OH TAWNY-POO! MY PRETTY LIL' PRINCESS. COME TO DADDY-O!
Tawnypelt: I am not sure how to respond to that.
Hawkfrost: Oh em gee. We are like, totally learning to be bloodthirsty killers.
Tigerstar: JOIN US MY LITTLE BOO, TAWNY WAWNY. DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL. COME OONN!!
Tawnypelt: I'll pass.
Brambleclaw: Come on, dudette, it's a rockin' party here. Totally rad. It's wild and crazy yo.
Hawkfrost: I like, don't join in with the wild stuff. I totally don't want to like, break a nail! Ashfur would be totally unattracted to me then.
Tawnypelt: Ashfur? What the..? Okay. I've seen enough - good riddance.
Tigerstar: MY BABY! NO!
Hawkfrost: She is totally uncool.
Brambleclaw: Seeya, dudette. Maybe next time you can join in with these awesome evil plans that I am completely oblivious too, hm?
Tawnypelt: What has become of my family?
Sasha: -pops out of nowhere- COCO POPS + MILK MAKE A BOWL FULL OF FUN!
Tawnypelt: Even mum. Darn it, I'm outta here. For real now.

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OMG LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Fallen Leaves+Hollyleaf+Rock=uh-oh 0_o
5. Fallen Leaves: as i was saying back then-
Hollyleaf: shut up
Fallen Leaves: we lived in cozy houses and-
Hollyleaf: i don't care
Rock: *singing with stick* ur on the phone with ur girl friend she's upse-
Hollyleaf: I SAID SHUP-UP!!!!!!!!! I HATE BEING IN THESE *********** TUNNELS!!!!
Rock: oooo u a bad kitteh 0_O
Jayfeather: SO U WERE THE ONE WHO STOLE MY STICK!
Fallen Leaves: there were 4 clans of twolegs living in the fore-
Hollyleaf: hey what's this *pulls up sharp thingy*
Rock: uh-oh she found mah war club....
.0000000001 seconds later:
Hollyleaf: MWA HA HA HA HA HA >

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6. THe AMP overload.
Jayfeather: Hey guys look what i found!!!! *drags 100 cases of amp into the camp*
Firestar: WTF!!!!
Leafpool: YES YES YES YES YES YES !!!!!!!!!!
Brambleclaw: I didn't teach him to do that.... *looks up and then down at the ground supsciously*
Jayfeather: There's enough for the whole clan!!! I ALREADY DRANK 50!!!
Everyone: OH SHI-------
JAyfeather: HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *steps on leafpool*
Brambleclaw: I did teach him that though.....

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lolz
7-16.
Prolouge;
Bluestar; WAZZUP YELLOWTOOTH?
Yellowtooth; It's YellowFANG you fools!
Bluestar; kk Whatev'.
Yellowfang; I am going to send a message to..
Bluestar; K then. Have fun!
Yellowfang; *grunts* This part is supposed to be dramatic! And where's everyone else?
Bluestar; I dunno.
Yellowfang; FORGET THIS! I'm sending an Omen of the Stars to Dovekit!

Chapter 1

Dovepaw; YAY I'm an apprentice!
Ivypaw; Yeah lets stay together forever!
Dovepaw; I hear brown things!
Ivypaw;

Chapter 2

Leapordstar; THE LAKE IS MINE!
Blackstar; *Thumps Leapordstar on the head* Yeah right!
Leapordstar; I Hate you all! Riverclan will die!
Onestar; So?
Firestar; *gasps* WE HAVE TO HELP THEM!
Blackstar; Button your yap, willya Firestar.
Leapordstar; I'm leaving! Mistyfoot, bring forth my royal blanket!

Chapter 3

Dovepaw; I HATE BEING DIFFERENT! WAAAUGGHHH!!!
Jayfeather; Oh, put a sock in it!
Dovepaw; I'm gonna go watch Dora the Explorer!
Lionblaze; Oh, can I go with her, Jayfeather!
Jayfeather; Sure, just don't forget one thing,
Lionblaze; What?
Jayfeather; YOUR DIGNITY!

Chapter 4

Brambleclaw; The journey won't be easy...
Dovepaw; K.....
Lionblaze; LETS GO!
Rippletail; I hope I die.
Tigerheart; Oh, the irony.

Chapter 5

Breeezepelt; NOW I KILL YOU!
Jayfeather; I think not! *shoots mind bolt at Breezepelt*
Breezepelt; ARG!*Falls over* WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?
Jayfeather; Well, one thing, you were trying to kill me, but mainly because your stup!d name has four 'e's in it.

Chapter 6

Tigerheart; I LOVE YOU DOVEPAW!
Dovepaw; K......
Tigerheart; *Runs away crying*
Lionblaze; DOVEPAW! I told you you couldn't break anyone's heart till your a Warrior!

Chapter 7

Jayfeather; I HATE YOU ROCK!
Rock; I know. They all do.
Jayfeather;*breaks Stick*
Rock; WOAH, HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Jayfeather; You can't tell me what to do!
Rock; *Cough*grumpy.

Chapter 8

Lionblaze; WE GOT THE WATER BACK! YAAAAAAAY!
Dovepaw; Woot!
Lionblaze; Nobody says 'Woot' anymore.
Dovepaw; YES THEY DO! ARG I HATE YOU!
Lionblaze; *Runs back to camp crying*

Chapter 9

Jayfeather; YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME TIGERSTAR TRAINED YOU IN YOUR DREAMS!
Lionblaze; That doesn't matter now. The Dark Forest is breaking through, and a war is coming.
Jayfeather; Oooo.
Lionblaze; What?
Jayfeather; That gave me chills.
Lionblaze; K......

[cherrywhisker]

O o o! Me wants to do one!!

17: *Scourge just killed Tigerstar*
Firestar: OH MAI GAWD! Tigerstar's dead!
Scourge: Mwahaha!
Firestar: *Walks slowly to Tigerstars body*
Tigerstar: I.. am...
Firestar: ARE YOU MY FATHER?!
Tigerstar: HELL NO! I am dying, I hate you but...
Firestar: You are my grandpa?!
Tigerstar: NO! Before I die... I want you to...
Firestar: Kill myself?
Tigerstar: Err, not excatly... I want you to give me that cookie lying there...
Scourge, Firestar and everyone else: WTF?!

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XDD Lol!
18.
G= Graystripe
F= Firestar
S= Sandstorm
J= Jayfeather

G- its been 4 series now Firestar, so why arnt you dead?
F- because im Immortal, dont you know my E-mail: cantkillme@imFREAKINimmortal.9lives
G- No your not!
F- yes i am
G- Sandstorm is having kits!
F- ....
G- see, you can die
S- what happend here?
G- I told him that your having kits....oh and i think hes losing a life
S- Yay! im having more kits
S- Wait! hes dead!
G- doesnt he have 2 more lives?
S- he lost them when we had Leafpool and Spuirrelflight!
G- oh, boy
J- great, you killed him Graystripe
G- *Walks away*

19.
*Firestar walks over to Tigerstar*
F=Firestar
T=Tigerstar

F: WASSUP, YO?
T: Um, okay?
F: I'M DA BOMB!
T: Oh, really? Good luck with that.
F: DUDE, I'M ON FIRE!
T: That's nice.
*Firestar is actually on fire*
F: DUDE, I'M ON FIRE!
T: Geez, Firestar, ya already said that.
*Tigerstar looks over at Firestar*
F: HELP ME, PEEPS!
*Tigerstar sits there, eating popcorn*
T: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
F: *gasps* Goodbye, my morning roses......
*Firestar Dies*
T: o_____0 Okay then

[wispy (Rin)]

20)
LionBlaze: I wonder where Firestar went off to...
LeafPool: Oh I'm soooo depressed
Jayfeather: I heard he went to Shadowclan territory to discuss a matter of "Utmost importance"
Leafpool: so very depressed
Firestar: yO ALL! *hic* WUtz uP?
Lionblaze: FIRESTAR?!?! Is everything okay?
Leafpool: If only I had the comfort of my children
Firestar: I tEll ya *hic* Those ShadoW ClaN KitTehs ShuR cAn ThroW a ParTAY!
Leafpool: IS ANYONE LISTENING TO ME?

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21:
(This is part of my comedy, jaypaw's Sleepover, posted on the Warrior forums!!!!)
Jaypaw walked to the shore. Now where did I put my stick? he wondered. Suddenly, he got a vision. His stick was in the lake! "AHHHHH!!!!! HELP!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRESTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The noble, grand, exciting, helpful, peaceful, brave, not to mention humble leader came walking down the shoreline. "Yes, Jaypaw?"
"O, all-important noble, grand, exciting, helpful, peaceful, brave, not to mention humble leader, my very important stick has floated into the lake!"
Firestar smiled in a noble, grand, exciting, helpful, peaceful, brave, not to mention humble way. "I will go fetch it for you," he meowed and dived into the lake, his noble, grand, exciting, helpful, peaceful, brave, not to mention humble flame colored coat shining. "Here is your special stick that is oh so special, Jaypaw."
"Oh, thank you, magificant, noble, grand, exciting, helpful, peaceful, brave, not to mention humble leader Firestar!"
Firestar padded away in a magnificant, noble, grand, exciting, helpful, peaceful, brave, not to mention humble way.